zackisontumblr:

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

fluencylevelfrench:

It’s just me, my laptop and my coffee against this word document.

detectivehole:

please know that when i type a lone “?” i am tilting my head slightly to the right and am staring at you blankly in confusion and curiosity

kabbal:

tybaltstan:

Hey, Romeo and Juliet fans, which colour do you prefer each house to be? I know that it’s doesn’t matter what each one is but I’m a sucker for blue Capulets.

professorspork:

powerbottomblake:

i still think the best thing about lizzie/darcy is how almost nobody knew it was happening like it was SCANDALOUS and charged and they constantly oscillated between wanting to jump each other or jump each other’s bones and everyone was too busy watching the vanilla trainwreck of bingley/jane and the victorian equivalent of a nuclear bomb that was lydia and wickham to realize that a whole THING was going on right in front of their respective perfectly boiled vegetables

#like it SENDS me that at the very end jane #who was the sister and confidante and like the one person lizzie wuld have gone down fighting for #literally was like rip bro i’m sorry you had to see darcy :/ #and lizzie is like jane *tears up* i want to sit on his face so bad (via @powerbottomblake)

funnytwittertweets:

stuckinapril:

“this reminded me of you” is one of the sweetest things someone can tell you. you’re in their thoughts frequently enough for them to see pieces of you in a song they listened to or a book they read or even in the character of a show they’re watching

ovid:

but are YOU a reliable narrator?

ryebreadgf:

god said let’s give this bitch so much self awareness it’s going to stop her from doing literally anything

louisandthedagger:

😭😭😭

diet-poison:

guerrillatech:

in my 20s I scoffed at this but now